I wrote this back in 2008, but thought I should share it with the world. Eventually I will get around to writing up a review of the whole discography. For now, check out what I've got so far.
The first album is METAL MAGIC, which is a very appropriate title because the Minotaur on the cover is actually a mythological creature bred for its skills in magic.
First of all, WHAT THE HELL? Even back then there were four guys in the group so there really isn't an excuse for this album cover being let through. I mean, come on. Doesn't anyone have the balls to stop the madness? Please don't tell me that they all looked at the picture and said, "Oh yeah, Dudes!!! That is BADASS!!!"
It looks less like an album cover and more like a lame ass mural done for an Elementary School. YAAAAYYYYY Pumas!!!
Anyway, moving on, what the heck is that in the cat's hand, anyway? Is that supposed to be a weapon? If so it is the stupidest weapon I've ever seen. Looks more like a flippin' trowel than a knife. Come on, Pantera, have you ever seen what a sword or axe even looks like?
This is not a weapon. It is a trowel. Hmm. Maybe they are Masons or something.